Oh Snap!!…Global Temps Cooling For Last 2,000 Years

Well, Reckon you’d better start stocking up on the long underwear. From RNL;

To all you climate deniers out there, shame on you. I’ve seen the light, I believe. Climate change is like, real, dudes and dudettes. I’m going to give up my lucrative job at BigEvilOilCo, Inc. so that I can move to a commune and make hemp sandals for a living. I want to live a carbon neutral, communal existence with my comrades in the collective.

Not really, actually I’m doing something that Obama does well…lying…I left my BMW diesel idling outside just to increase my carbon footprint. I took 2 plastic bags from the market when I only needed one and didn’t recycle either of them. I threw a 50 pound sack of black beans over the fence to a herd of cows just so they would burp and fart more. I sleep with a light on. My carbon footprint looks like the outline of a dead body at a crime scene.

Apparently climate change is happening – just not in the direction that the eco-loons have said. In the most exhausting study of it’s kind, tracing tree rings back to 138 B.C. (using fossilized trees and not “extrapolated and corrected” data) scientists have found that the earth has actually been cooling for over 2,000 years.

 

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