Zack Ford says so. You see, I not only like Chick-fil-A sandwiches, but I also resist deforming the definition of marriage to include same-sex couples.
Even if I were to ignore my religious beliefs, I would still oppose promoting same-sex unions as a simple matter of human biology. Our species has evolved to raise its offspring in nuclear families with male and female parents.
I'm a loser too, I guess.