Who said we knuckle dragging, bible clutching, gun-toting, freedom loving American patriots don't have a sense of humor?
Your right to bear arms was not granted to you by the federal government that "we the people" created by way of a constitution. You have an unalienable right to life _granted by God_ and, therefore, you have the unalienable right to protect your life as you see fit.
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