Here’s some I read on Timebomb
Get the Army Corp of engineers in here now!!!
I inherited this umbrella from Bush
Q…Who’s the smart one in this picture?
A…The umbrella
Barry Poppins
Stop it Barry…you’re embarrassing me
Michelle to Barry…You fucking dummy, just pull it down.
That Mr. G Guy's Blog 
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If you jump through the umbrella, I’ll give you a peanut!