I’ve limited my list to only those reasons stated by Obama’s official campaign, an administration spokesperson, or uttered by President Obama himself.
Here we go.
10. Will Ferrell will eat anything (“garbage, hair, human toenails”) if you vote for Obama. The idea of using your civic duty to pay for the degradation of a fellow man is funny, right?
9. Mitt Romney wants to cut investments in alternative energy. For this reason to make sense, then cutting investments in alternative energy must be a bad thing. Nevermind the fact that cronies are wasting other people’s money; you have to think like a true believer here.
8. President Obama coined the term “Romnesia,” which is both witty and devastating for Mitt Romney, because he forgets things. President Obama doesn’t forget things. Except maybe this or this . . . or this. Also, it appears Obama didn’t coin the term after all. Hmm, maybe I should move on.
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