” You Can Do It, We Can Help” Couple Arrested For Hanky Panky In Home Depot Display Shed

Via The Smoking Gun

A couple was arrested at a North Charleston Home Depot for “doing the nasty” in one of the display sheds outside the home improvement giant.

Emily Craig, 20, and Shaun Bowden, 31, were nabbed after cops were called to the store in North Charleston around 8:40 AM.

Officers were dispatched to the business “in reference to an male and female entering a display shed on the property, closing the door behind themselves and remaining inside,” according to a North Charleston Police Department report.

An inspection of the outdoor sheds turned up Craig and Bowden. Craig, cops noted, was “partially clothed; the top of her dress was untied, hanging at her waist.” Bowden was shirtless and “had his pants down near his knees; his penis was exposed.”

During subsequent questioning of the duo, “it became apparent that they were engaged in sexual intercourse within the shed.”

As one commenter said:

“More saving. More doing.”
“You can do it. We can help.”
“The Home Depot, Low prices are just the beginning”.
“When you’re at the Home Depot, You’ll feel right at home”.

H/T Drudge

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