More Stupid Shit People Do

There was some serious stupid shit going down yesterday in the news. Again, via Drudge:

So this dude decided to break into this house and see what he could steal. I reckon burglary is tiring work because the guy fell asleep:

A Santa Ana man has been charged with burglary after allegedly stealing cell phones and a PlayStation console from a home — and falling asleep next to the owners.

Ruben Diego Ortega, 20, was arrested and booked into the Santa Ana Police Department Jail after a homeowner reported finding him inside the house about 8 a.m. Saturday.

Here’s a question. If you accidentally dropped your cell phone into a freezing lake, what would you do? Since cell phones now are relatively inexpensive, I’d forget about it. They aint quit making them yet. But not this guy.

A man from Minnesota died after he fell into the Chicago River early Monday, when he dropped his cell phone in the water and lunged after it. Another man was hospitalized, and a woman was missing and presumed dead, after they went into the water to try to rescue him.

Police said a 26-year-old man dropped his phone in the river along the Chicago Riverwalk, just west of Lake Shore Drive, shortly after midnight. He climbed the railing to try to grab his phone, and fell in the iced-over river.

Two friends who were with him jumped in the river after him.

Witnesses said they called 911 after hearing cries for help.









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