Oooh boy…been waiting all year for this.
So a blonde woman is sitting in her cubicle bawling her eyes out. The boss walks by and asks her what’s wrong.
She says” I just found out my Mother died.”
The boss says ” That’s terrible, why don’t you take the rest of the day off.”
The distraught blonde says ” No sir, I’d rather work.”
Later that, the blonde is in her cubicle bawling her eyes out again.
The boss walks by and asks her what’s the matter.
The blonde says ” My twin sister just called and told me her Mother died, too.”