50/50: The Bern Ties Hillary

Regular Right Guy

Democratic U.S. presidential candidate Bernie Sanders speaks at a rally in HollywoodI knew there were some pretty dumb Democrats out there; I just didn’t know they were all dumb.

Translation: Microsoft used a secure sever, damn it!

You can only imagine the panic that ensued last night when the Clinton camp realized that Iowa was coming down to a coin toss. Where the hell was Robby Mook going to find a two-headed nickel after 1 A.M.?

Well, thank God for Hillary’s sake, a whole lot of Iowa Democrats decided to skip their naps yesterday.

“In my first century of life I have seen many incredible things: A pandemic, two worldwide depressions, a cure for polio, the first Catholic president, a man on the moon, the end of smallpox…

“In my second century, I look forward to seeing a woman president…”

By April, if Ruline Steininger makes her 103rd birthday, God bless her, she is more likely to see the first former…

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