#AnthonyWeiner’s New Campaign Song

Via Tea Party Nation, here’s some parody lyrics of the new Weiner campaign song. They are sung to the tune of the famous Johnny Rivers song, “Secret Agent Man.”

Jack E. Kemp

Carlos Danger Man
to the tune of “Secret Agent Man”
by Johnny Rivers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iaR3WO71j4

There’s a man who tweets as “Carlos Danger”
Every day, he gets stranger and stranger
With every move he makes
His wife’s heart he does break
Odds are good he’ll end his campaign in sorrow

Carlos Danger Man
Your life is such a scam
You’ve given them your screen name
And acted without shame

Beware of pretty faces you meet online
A pretty face can get you in a bind
Be careful what you say
For these acts you will pay
Odds are good you’ll end your campaign in sorrow

Carlos Danger Man
Your life is such a scam
You’ve given them your screen name
And you have yourself to blame

(Musical Bridge)

Carlos Danger Man
Your life is such a scam
You’ve given them your screen name
And acted without shame

Surfing on those meet-up sites one day
And sleeping in the doghouse next day – oy vey
You’ve let the wrong word slip
You’ve sunk the Weiner ship
Odds are good you’ll end your campaign in sorrow

Carlos Danger Man
Your life is such a scam
You’ve given them your screen name
And you have yourself to blame…
Carlos Danger Man