On Fire! Satanists for Sanders

Like the time you thought a curmudgeonly old commie from Vermont couldn’t find any Democrat supporters.

In a highly popular pro-Sanders meme group created on Facebook, a post with an image stating, “Satanists for Bernie 2016,” has received over 1,100 likes and more than 200 shares.

Shhhhhh. Satanists are more than welcome to vote for Sen. Sanders, but we wouldn’t want hardworking Americans who are naively considering Berning their vote to get the idea that his godless degenerate ideology attracts the godless degenerates.

While the image’s creator is unknown, it is discussed in the comments that the Church of Satan, a central hub of satanic worship, has not officially endorsed any candidate for president.

Another group entitled the Satanic Communist Party, boasting over 2,000 members, also appears to lean pro-Bernie.